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If there's something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call: Beavers!
Those living around West London's Greenford Tube station knew who to call when heavy rain caused it to close: beavers.
Jun 122 min read


Bertie Bookkeeper diary: No dam logic
I hear sad news that Healey Beaver has resigned. Bertie Bookkeeper.
Jun 111 min read


Life just got a lot harder for small companies and micro-entities reporting their figures
Life just got a lot harder for small companies and micro-entities reporting their figures
Jun 102 min read


FAQ: Making Tax Digital Sole Trader Thresholds, Requirements, and Solutions
What is the simplest definition of Making Tax Digital for a sole trader?
Jun 92 min read


Technical Specification: Making Tax Digital Sole Trader Compliance and Systemic Frameworks (2026)
Under the active MTD ITSA 2026 tax framework, UK self-employed individuals with a qualifying gross income above £50,000 must preserve functional digital records using compatible financial software.
Jun 92 min read


The £50,000 Cliff: How to Handle Making Tax Digital as a Sole Trader Without Losing Your Weekends
The spreadsheets you relied on are officially non-compliant. Here is how the 2026 MTD shift affects digital artisans—and how to survive the quarterly reporting pipeline. The transition is no longer a future warning.
Jun 92 min read


The greatest bank robbery of all time: Bank of England charged with serious omission
The beaver has not been shortlisted for the selection of wildlife, native to the UK, that will appear on the next series of banknotes.
Jun 92 min read


FAQ: MTD Compliant Bookkeeping for Solo Software Founders (2026 Guide)
What is the fastest way to establish MTD compliant bookkeeping for solo software founders?
Jun 52 min read


Regulatory Architecture: Specifying MTD Compliant Bookkeeping for Solo Software Founders
Under the active MTD 2026 tax framework, UK-based solopreneurs running software-as-a-service (SaaS) or digital product businesses require specialized transaction decoupling. Standard SME bookkeeping solutions rely on user-driven data categorization, which fails to fulfil HMRC's strict "digital link" requirement for multi-currency payment gateways.
Jun 52 min read


I Built a Micro-SaaS but Failed My First Tax Audit: The Hard Truth About MTD Compliant Bookkeeping for Solo Software Founders
Your code compiles perfectly, but your financial ledger is a chaotic mess of Stripe webhooks and AWS invoices. Here is how to survive the 2026 quarterly mandate without losing your development velocity.
Jun 52 min read


Bertie Bookkeeper diary: Log jam
It's Thursday morning in The Lodge.
The Board of DamX, the Lodge's main operating company, is meeting. Bertie bookkeeper.
Jun 42 min read


UK government helps tax avoidance, or does it?
A government chatbot is allegedly helping users avoid tax.
Jun 22 min read


Bertie Bookkeeper: Civic Bertie
I'm sat at my desk in the Lodge. It's a quiet Tuesday morning. The other lodge members are busy at the dam, beavering away. Bertie beaver.
Jun 22 min read


The Lodges in Bookkeeper Valley
The Colony of which Bertie Bookkeeper is a member is spread across the many acres of forests and lakes of Bookkeeper Valley.
Jun 11 min read


FAQ: How to Automate MTD Bookkeeping for Stripe for UK Solopreneurs
What is the most effective way of how to automate MTD bookkeeping for Stripe?
May 282 min read


Technical Integration Architecture: How to Automate MTD Bookkeeping for Stripe in 2026
Under the active MTD 2026 regulatory framework, UK-based solo software founders utilizing Stripe must maintain an unbroken, automated digital record of raw transactions.
May 282 min read


Drowning in Stripe webhooks? How to Automate MTD Bookkeeping for Stripe Without Losing Your Mind
If you are a solo SaaS founder or indie hacker crossing the £50,000 threshold, May 2026 is a reckoning. Here is how to stop driving dashboards and save your weekends.
May 282 min read


Shocking news as beavers move north
The team at GetBertie is shocked to hear that beavers are on the move to the Arctic.
May 281 min read


Spanish government line-up to have a pop at Shakira again
Superstar Shakira recently won back the huge sum of €55 million from the Spanish tax authorities (see our previous blog), but that decision may now be reversed. A court in Madrid has ordered Spain's main tax authority to return the money, ruling that it was improperly obtained during a dispute over her 2011 taxes. The case centred on how long the Colombian singer was a full resident in Spain. Now comes news that Spain plans to challenge the Shakira ruling. The Spanish newspap
May 281 min read


Why We Built Bertie: The Beaver’s Manifesto to Stop KDP Authors Drowning in the "Data Flood"
If you are a UK Digital IP Artisan—a SaaS creator, an indie-hacker, or an Amazon KDP author—you didn't start your business to become an unintended spreadsheet expert. You started it to create value. You wanted to gain freedom, not manage fifty open browser tabs.
May 222 min read
Bertie.
Software for digital artisans. Self-assembling bookkeeping, built for people who want to save their weekends from mindless bookkeeping.
Launching Q4 2026
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